Hi. You might remember me, I often trip over you at the most unexpected moments. I was wondering if you, like, maybe wanted to be actual friends? Sometimes my other friends Realism and Cynicism get so boring, and pretty negative. I try to hang out with my friend Optimism as much as I can, but sometimes they're not available. What I'm saying is, I think we'd get along great. I know it may not seem like it but I promise. It would be a whole lot better than stumbling into you every now and then, even though I'm usually gratefully surprised. I want to be intentional. Please circle YES or NO below.
NO (don't circle this one)